isit?

don’t put http:// in a ISA url set

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 21:04:34 +0000

don’t put http:// in a ISA url set

http://pastehtml.com/view/bl1b3z00i.html

Tue, 17 Jan 2012 13:45:00 +0000

http://pastehtml.com/view/bl1b3z00i.html

Friday top tech tip: If your iLO mouse pointers are out of sync try moving your mouse around in...

Fri, 25 Nov 2011 14:15:00 +0000

Friday top tech tip:

If your iLO mouse pointers are out of sync try moving your mouse around in small circles inside the iLO console screen, after a few attempts you will notice the pointers getting closer and closer.

get over yourselves

Wed, 23 Nov 2011 17:03:41 +0000

get over yourselves

A small bottle of whole milk A small bottle of contact lens (saline) solution A bottle of...

Fri, 07 Oct 2011 10:56:13 +0100

A small bottle of whole milk
A small bottle of contact lens (saline) solution
A bottle of regular fresh water.
Tampons
Sanitary pads
Athletic tape

BON SOME PRICKS WITH THE M ONE SIX

Thu, 29 Sep 2011 17:47:16 +0100

BON SOME PRICKS WITH THE M ONE SIX

clinically deceased but I don’t give a fuck

Mon, 26 Sep 2011 14:50:11 +0100

clinically deceased but I don’t give a fuck

dmsetup remove -f /dev/sdb

Fri, 26 Aug 2011 11:52:37 +0100

dmsetup remove -f /dev/sdb

Twitter to IRC monitor bot (python) A SSL IRC bot that takes a feed from search.twitter.com and...

Tue, 09 Aug 2011 12:34:00 +0100

Twitter to IRC monitor bot (python)

A SSL IRC bot that takes a feed from search.twitter.com and sends it to a irc channel. Edit the search variable to change the search terms. Needs python2.6. Bot will display 5 tweets every 20 seconds. Twitter search code taken from here. Tumblr screws up the quotes so unbroken code here

from xml.dom import minidom
import time, urllib2, socket, ssl, time, random, string

class bot:
    def __init__(self, host, port, chan):
        self.irchost=host
        self.ircport=port
        self.ircnick=”TMon-“
        self.ircchan=chan
        self.irc = socket.socket (socket.AF_INET, socket.SOCK_STREAM)
        self.irc.connect ((self.irchost, self.ircport))
        self.sslirc = ssl.wrap_socket(self.irc)
        self.sslirc.write(‘NICK ‘+self.ircnick+’\r\n’)
        self.sslirc.write(‘USER ‘+self.ircnick+’ ‘+self.ircnick+’ ‘+self.ircnick+’ :’+self.ircnick+’\r\n’)
        time.sleep(1)
        while 1:
            self.ircdata = self.sslirc.read()
            print(self.ircdata)

            if ‘End of /MOTD command.’ in self.ircdata: #?
               #time.sleep(1)
               self.sslirc.write(‘JOIN ‘+self.ircchan+’\r\n’)
               self.getweet()

            if self.ircdata.find(‘PING’) != -1: #handle pings
               self.sslirc.write(‘PONG :’+self.ircdata[6:]+’\r\n’)

    def getweet(self):
        try:
            search = “leeds”
            id = 0

            while True:
                socket.setdefaulttimeout(90)
                url = “http://search.twitter.com/search.atom?rpp=5&q=%s&since_id=%s” % (search, id)
                try:
                    xml = urllib2.urlopen(url)
                except(urllib2.HTTPError, urllib2.URLError) as err:
                    self.sslirc.write(‘PRIVMSG ‘+self.ircchan+’ :[!] http timeout\r\n’)
                    print (‘[!] http timeout’)
                    time.sleep(5)
                else:
                    doc = minidom.parse(xml)
                    entries = doc.getElementsByTagName(“entry”)
                    if len(entries) > 0:
                        entries.reverse()
                        for e in entries:
                            title = e.getElementsByTagName(“title”)[0].firstChild.data
                            id = e.getElementsByTagName(“id”)[0].firstChild.data.split(“:”)[2]
                            name = e.getElementsByTagName(“name”)[0].firstChild.data.split(” “)[0]
                            str=(name,title,)
                            #filtered_string = ”.join(filter(lambda x:x in string.printable, str))
                            fs=”.join([x for x in title if ord(x) < 128])
                            self.sslirc.write(‘PRIVMSG ‘+self.ircchan+’ :’+name+’ - ‘+fs+’\r\n’)
                            #print fs
                            time.sleep(20)
        except(AttributeError):
            pass
b = bot(‘irc.server’,6697,’#channel’)

I always always forget this so: Per User CAL is for a set amount of users to connect to a TS server...

Thu, 04 Aug 2011 10:03:00 +0100

I always always forget this so:

Per User CAL is for a set amount of users to connect to a TS server (a TS server with support for 20 users for example)

Per Device CAL is for a set amount of PCs to connect to a TS server (in a hot desking enviroment for example)

Is this loz?

Mon, 11 Jul 2011 11:45:32 +0100

Is this loz?

sql server 2008 & port 1433

Fri, 08 Jul 2011 11:08:46 +0100

There’s hundreds of guides about how to do this. I’m putting this here as a reminder to myself.

By default sql server 2008 doesn’t bind to a tcp/ip port.

Open SQL Server Configuration Manager on the sql server and select SQL Server Network Configuration (32 or 64bit). You’ll see a list of protocols, right click on TCP/IP and Enable it. Now right click again and go to Properties. Go to the IP Addresses tab.

You may want to set the port for IP1 & IP2. The TCP Port may be blank, enter 1433 in the field. Scroll down to the bottom and you’ll see IPAll. Enter 1433 in the TCP Port box. Press Apply & Save. You’ll now need to restart your instance of SQL Server.

Do netstat -an | find 1433 and you should see sql server LISTENING on port 1433.

“He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark”

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 17:25:48 +0100

“He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark”

I’ve never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight

Wed, 29 Jun 2011 13:06:19 +0100

I’ve never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight

Photo

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 17:18:23 +0100

“I went to your girlfriends birthday with a 9 mil”

Sun, 05 Jun 2011 10:00:31 +0100

“I went to your girlfriends birthday with a 9 mil”

life on the outside ain’t what it used to beeeeee

Sat, 04 Jun 2011 10:12:00 +0100

life on the outside ain’t what it used to beeeeee

yessssssss

Fri, 27 May 2011 15:50:38 +0100

yessssssss

Please Do the needful

Thu, 26 May 2011 17:15:21 +0100

Please Do the needful

sc config “service name” start= disabled you need a space between = and the start status

Tue, 24 May 2011 12:45:41 +0100

sc config “service name” start= disabled

you need a space between = and the start status