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Jul 11
Is this loz?

Is this loz?

(Source: explainlater)

Jul 08

sql server 2008 & port 1433

There’s hundreds of guides about how to do this. I’m putting this here as a reminder to myself.

By default sql server 2008 doesn’t bind to a tcp/ip port.

Open SQL Server Configuration Manager on the sql server and select SQL Server Network Configuration (32 or 64bit). You’ll see a list of protocols, right click on TCP/IP and Enable it. Now right click again and go to Properties. Go to the IP Addresses tab.

You may want to set the port for IP1 & IP2. The TCP Port may be blank, enter 1433 in the field. Scroll down to the bottom and you’ll see IPAll. Enter 1433 in the TCP Port box. Press Apply & Save. You’ll now need to restart your instance of SQL Server.

Do netstat -an | find 1433 and you should see sql server LISTENING on port 1433.

Jul 06

“He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark”

Jun 29

I’ve never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight

Jun 21
Jun 05

“I went to your girlfriends birthday with a 9 mil”

Jun 04

life on the outside ain’t what it used to beeeeee

May 27


yessssssss

May 26
May 24

sc config “service name” start= disabled

you need a space between = and the start status

May 21

If you’ve mounted someone elses vista/win7 C drive on your vista/win7 box you may need to take ownership of the whole drive in order to backup their profile. Right click on drive -> Properties -> Security -> Advanced -> Owner tab -> Select your username. Press Apply/Ok

May 18

“see you cunts in Hull”

May 09

“I’m super seriously important on the internet”

May 04

“I fucking just contracted smallpox. Nearly 26 lets go rape a fucking triceratop.”

Would be better if yonkers started with that

Apr 15

guilty pleasure

Why is she wearing wellys and a bikini?